It’s disgraceful. Today, Easy Way: The Pearl Tea Expert ran out of Pearls.
It’s simply unacceptable. It’s like Boost Juice running out of Juice. It’s like Subway running out of Southwest sauce. It’s like Kentucky Fried Chicken running out of chicken. It’s like the Movie Cinemas running out of movies. It’s like Singapura running out of chicken rice. It’s like Asia running out of fake goods. It’s like Apple running out of innovation. It’s like Oprah running out of money. It’s like Hillsong running out of P+W songs. It’s like Volvos running out of safety. It’s like southside running out of asians. It’s like Enron running out of lies. It’s like Donald Trump running out of apprentices. It’s like prisoners running out of jail.
I hope you enjoyed my comparisons.



4 Comments
no safety? shivers!
no chicken rice?! horrors!
NOT COOL MAANNNN hehe nice comparisons li
Tha’s the funniest thing. just stumbled upon your blog…hehe
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