1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
3. Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly.
4. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
5. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
6. Shave.
7. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
8. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
9. One word: Flatulence!
10. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” at the bottom.
11. Do Tai Chi exercises.
12. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: “I’ve got new socks on!”
13. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
14. Holler “Chutes away!” whenever the elevator descends. (CLASSIC!)
15. Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on the side.
16. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
17. Burp, and then say “mmmm…tasty!”
18. Leave a box between the doors.
19. Play the harmonica.
20. Say “Ding!” at each floor.
21. Lean against the button panel.
22. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope (CLASSIC!)
23. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”
24. Bring a chair along.
25. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.