Went to woolies today with mum to buy some stuff before Lisa Hong came over for dinner at Paddington.
Anyway, as we got ready to pay, I was taking the bags of paid groceries from the check out chap. As he handed me the bags he smiled, gave me the thumbs up, and said, “nice bag”.
“Oh, thanks”, I replied.
Man, it was so hard not to smile/laugh because I was thinking to myself, who on earth uses “nice bag” as a pick up line? He must be gay. But I would like to think that I have a secret woolies check-out chap admirer. I would like to think I have a check out chap checking me out. No, I don’t want a check out chap checking me out, I just said that because it sounds catchy.
I actually haven’t had a very good run with guys picking me up. I do get A LOT of old men winking at me. And some times…. I wink back.
Anyway, a tip for the guys: putting your thumbs up and saying, “Nice bag” is not the best pick up line
I’m not sure about the relevance of the picture I attached to this blog entry…
Just cos he’s got his thumb up.
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I think the guy’s thumbs up is in reference to his butt crack.
Oh G you crack me up. That’s very nice of you to wink back at the old men. They will surely go home happy. “Dear Diary, today was the best day of my life. I made a friend…”
hhahaha li if i were an old man who was a check out chap, I would wink at you too. But lucky I’m not hahaha
Were you wearing your Boost Hottie T-shirt? haha
haha funny you should say that mei… I’m wearing the boost hottie shirt right at the moment.
and I ain’t getting no winks!.. Maybe its a good thing.
Bahaha Just realised that the guy’s thumb (in the picture) is almost exactly parallel to his butt crack!
To Lucy: HAHAHA G I literally laughed out loud when I read the “Dear Diary..” bit. CLASSIC!
To Mei: Hahah No I was not wearing the Hotties shirt! I happen to be a natural hottie!
To Mae: Hi Mae!!
To Li: You’re the best!
To Santa Claus: All I want for christmas is my two front teeth
Too, Far?
Bwahahahahaha! Li, you’re such a crack up! *toss egg* wheee~