Birthday Poem for my 20-year-OLD sister

My Mae Mae Bay Bay to the Fay Fay
She’s Oh Kay Kay
She’s my Bay Bay
Tou ché,
No way,
Hosé
It’s her B’day.
Shout hip Hoo-ray ray
For my Mae Mae

Happy Birthday my dearest sister, trigga (not “suga”, Tim).
You mean the world to me.
Without you… I’d have no one to annoy, no one to borrow money off, no one to drive me places, no one to make me food. You can see that I value you for all the right reasons!

Seriously, you are ALL that I could ask for in a sister.
You are so precious to so many of us! (Exhibit A: Justin’s “Mae” T-shirt).
I’m still waiting on the day when someone will wear a shirt with my name on it…

So have a great day on your birthday! Love chu to bits and pieces. UR ONE IN A MILLION MAE!

Oh, yeah, on a minor note, be prepared for your SURPRISE tomorrow morning that awaits… I wouldn’t sleep if I were you kidding!
…or am I?