Mae- One in a maellion.

Birthday Poem for my 20-year-OLD sister

My Mae Mae Bay Bay to the Fay Fay
She’s Oh Kay Kay
She’s my Bay Bay
Tou ché,
No way,
Hosé
It’s her B’day.
Shout hip Hoo-ray ray
For my Mae Mae

Happy Birthday my dearest sister, trigga (not “suga”, Tim).
You mean the world to me.
Without you… I’d have no one to annoy, no one to borrow money off, no one to drive me places, no one to make me food. You can see that I value you for all the right reasons!

Seriously, you are ALL that I could ask for in a sister.
You are so precious to so many of us! (Exhibit A: Justin’s “Mae” T-shirt).
I’m still waiting on the day when someone will wear a shirt with my name on it…

So have a great day on your birthday! Love chu to bits and pieces. UR ONE IN A MILLION MAE!

Oh, yeah, on a minor note, be prepared for your SURPRISE tomorrow morning that awaits… I wouldn’t sleep if I were you kidding!
…or am I?

Starsky & Torch

Don’t you think that the hazel-brown woolen coat/vest Torchie wore tonight at church closely resembled that of the one and only “Hutch” from Starsky & Hutch?

It’s hot off the press… it’s hot off the WORDpress…

Yes, I’m going to be blogging during the June-July holidays.

It’s going to be the world’s best blog. If there was an Academy Award for the world’s best blog, I’d win it. “And the Oscar for the world’s best blog goes to….. ‘I’ve got a blogged nose’”.
How delightful.

But don’t just take MY word for it. Numerous credible sources have said the following about my up and coming blog:

‘Two thumbs up’ – MX free newspaper
‘It’s magical’ – David Copperfield
‘It’s the best thing since plastic surgery’ – Michael Jackson
‘I can’t believe it’s not butter’ – Someone who still can’t believe it’s not butter

Well, you’ve heard what the critics have to say. Now, YOU DECIDE.